yeap..watched Evan Almighty..a really nice,touching family movie..From the picture above,you should roughly know the storyline..It’s the modern Noah and his arc..You should know the main actor in this movie..His name is Steve Carell..He also stared in the super hilarious movie, the 40-year-old Virgin…
Evan Backstabber..hehe!from the movie Bruce Almighty..
here he is with his beard..
haha…No..I didn’t edit this pic..
Towards the end of the movie..wahahah..man..
God gave him that book…damn…the movie was funny..
the writers of this movie were really good…really creative…
Well,the movie was about this newscaster who decided to become a politician..Yes,he did..and his moto was ‘Change The World’ …so God gave him a chance to do so…yeah..he build an arc with his wife and three sons..The movie was really touching…I admit,I almost cried…almost,mind you…hehe!
hmmm…yeap…a great movie…funny…man…can’t believe I’m blogging during trials…
Papers on the 30th of August will be postponed to the 13th of September!
According to Encik Adli…He said it’s confirmed…All of the other papers will follow as in the schedule..haih..only maths paper on that day…chuik!
BERKHIDMAT UNTUK NEGARA,
IAN GOH HONG SIANG,
KETUA KEPOCHI.
But Ian’s Principle states that pressure felt by pupils who are taking public exams is inversely proportional to the time left before exams..Exam in this case act as a constant variable..
Thus,
Pressure = Exam/Time Left Before Exam
P=E/T
It’s not power=energy/time k..
Next,Ian’s Three Laws of Studying..
Ian’s First Law of Studying states that a pupil will start to sleep or continue to sleep for a long time instead of studying unless forced by parent to act otherwise.
Ian’s Second Law of Studying states that studying is equivalent to the rate of increase of headache due to studying.
Ian’s Third Law of Studying states that the more you study and blog less,the results you will obtain will be better that is for every good result to happen,there must be an equal but opposite action of getting good result which is studying,an action we do not like,but obtaining good results is what we will be darn HAPPY,thus there of equal forces but opposite actions.
Man,I’m going to win a Noble Prize for this..wahahah! crappy! haha…ok..nerdy joke..lame!!
On the 15th of August,eight prisoners escaped from the Sitiawan’s Prison of Manjung..The following convicts are bald and dangerous..Any sightings of the following criminals,please call your local authorities immediately..
Here are some photographs of them before and during the escape..
Behind bars..Before the escape..
The infamous eight…all behind bars..
During the break out..
Name:Ang Chun Keat
Street Name:Ang’gur’
Crime:Racism,illegal racing
Name:Loh Chia Ching
Street Name:Wormz
Crime:8 counts of stealing other people’s food and drinks
Name:Chee Heng Zhing
Street Name:Botak Chee
Crime:Pervertism
Name:Chiah Chin Wei
Street Name:Big Head
Crime:2 counts of headbutting
Name:Daryl Yeak
Street Name: Big ‘D’
Crime:Taking upskirts photographs with Canon G7
Name:Chiong Hoe Siang
Street Name:Curly Hair
Crime:Just plain kuai lan
Name:Ian Goh
Street Name:N95-Man
Crime:Owning and distributing smuggled N95-s
Name:Sachin Khan
Street Name:Siam Kia
Crime:3 counts of ‘touching’ people (people = L.Y.W)
15th of August 2007,a memorable day indeed as my fellow daredevils and I , dared ourselves to be BALD/BOTAK!!!This is my first time being really almost bald!I arrived at WEETAK BARBER SHOP first with Ang’gur’ and Sachin ,the illegal immigrant after going to al-Ikhsan with Ang who I met on my way to there,hoping to buy a beanie(a hat usually worn by cancer patients) but sadly,they do not sell them there so after that,we went to Sachin’s house to give him a lift to the barber shop..He told us that he was ’studying’-how fake was that?
NOTE:ALL VIDEOS WERE TAKEN WITH MY N95:dvd-like quality huh?haha!!!
NOTE:MOST PHOTOS WERE TAKEN WITH MY N95
NOTE:SOME PHOTOS WERE TAKEN BY DARYL’S G7
First in line…Victim #1,Sachin,willingly told the barber ,”Uncle,nombor 2..” and the barber replied with a smile, “potong semua ah?” ..Then,Sachin replied,”ya..semua”..haha! Here are some before and after photos as well as videos!
Before the scary shave..haha..smile while you can Sachin..haha
The Rock…and presenting our version of The Rock..
Can you smell what the rock is cooking??man..he looks like The Rock..haha..not bad eh??haha..
got a video of him during his adventurous journey..haha
Victim #2,Chee..hahaha…he looks damn funny!!haha….his head is round plus his high forehead..haha..
Smile botak!haha..
haha!The shaver leaves no hair uncut..haha!
Then,the big headed boy,Chin Wei,came..Before he came into the shop,he was already laughing like crazy…Here’s a photo of him..
hahah!laugh it up…you will be next!
haha…Daryl was victim #3…
yeah man!
ah..good good!
come on man!smile!
next..It was then Chia Ching,victim#4..
I was kinda indecisive whether to cut or not..haha..
watcha looking at??I know you miss your hair Chee but don’t worry,I am sure your hair will grow to normal length in let say,a month?haha
dei botak kia-s!!I wasn’t botak yet..hehe
My time of truth..haha…I almost decided not to cut my hair..haha..dilemma!!whether should I cut totally bald or leave some hair on my head because I have a bald spot on the left side of my head and finally decided to go with lucky NUMBER 2..haha..
me before my journey!!haha..
oh crap!
do I look like Michael Scofield??ok..maybe NOT!haha
don’t mess with my shiny botak head k!! I will headbutt you like what Zidane did to Matterazzi k!
the botak crew!
next in line was Chin Wei,a boy with an extraordinary big head…hehe!
before his ‘transformation’..hehe
hahah!
nice huh?
cool hair!
Hoe Siang was next…
haha…the auntie in the background was also laughing at us!haha
man was he so afraid..he almost cried!!haha..goodbye Mr. Curly Hair!!Hello Mr. Botak!!hahaha
man..he looked depressed…haha!the point of no return..haha
Welcome Hoe Siang,to the Bald Side of the Force..haha…although his hair is short,his hair still curls a little you know..haha..
finally it was Ang’gur’,our beloved Director Berani Mati for our ROMP-IT GANG..haha!
the barber must be damn happy today..durian runtuh ini…He earned RM40 from eight of us..
our precious hair!!haha..anyways,my head feels really really cool now but hot when I’m under the sun..haha..
hey guys..I bet this is the best way of celebrating your birthday!!haha..thanks my botak brothers!!Man,I will never forget our botak adverture..This will be a great story to be told to our future generations..I shall never forget this day..haha..wanna say thanks to those who wished me happy birthday too.hehe!
NOTE:ALL VIDEOS WERE TAKEN WITH MY N95:dvd-like quality huh?haha!!!
NOTE:SOME PHOTOS WERE TAKEN WITH MY N95
NOTE:MOST PHOTOS WERE TAKEN BY DARYL’S G7
man..17 years passed by quite fast..life is short!!
look at my hairstyle man!!karipuff since I was a baby!!haha..gonna miss my hair!!haha
aaawwww!!look!!!me at ten months old!!haha…I bet I was the cutest baby ever!!haha
aaawww….blur me!
now…
yo!!!wassup?haha
You know,when we were small,we had always wished that we were older and taller(I was short and still am..), so that we can do what the grown-ups could do…But now,I realised that getting old is no fun at all!Growing up means more responsibilities which then equals to more stress..However,growing up and old,is an inevitable process..Life is like wheel really-we get only one rotation,sometimes not even a full one..So,we should appreciate what we have in life ; family members,friends,Mother Earth,N95(okay..that applies to me la..haha) and etc…Don’t take things for granted..Life’s just too short..Do not be angry at someone for what one has done..try to forgive and forget (ok..maybe you should forgive,but do not forget)..learn from mistakes and do not repeat them..sigh..How I wished I had a time machine,like the one from the movie,Back To The Future..I would really like to change the past and correct all those mistakes..well,no one is perfect..oh yeah..gonna go listen for the car driver’s talk this Sunday,so Sitiawan,brace yourself when you see my Proton Sage Saga,ADD 8426 cruising around town..haha..should be fun!
these are some pictures from my sweet 2³+2³ b’day party,held last year at Lumut..
my cakes and my muscles! hehe..
my gals!!haha..ok..my friends who are so happened to be gals..Winnie looks drunk…
the guys and I..
I would like to apologise for not inviting Glenn,Chee,Daryl,Chia Ching,Yuan Wen, and the gang…ai seh..I was a little childish back then and regretted for not inviting you guys..really sorry!! :\
I have ONLY EIGHT birthday wishes,unlike some greedy people who has like 20+ and I mean you SACHIN(though some of your wishes are not self centered) !
I wish that (in random order)….
1. I will obtain excellent results for my SPM!!hopefully lah…
2. Federer would come to Sitiawan to give me his rackets and bag..haha..fat chance!
3. My family and I have long and heatlthy life..not just long k..hehe
4.I will get a new Honda Civic Si Coupe *drooling…*!!but my Proton Saga shall do ok for now..no problem..
5. all the Talibans and al-Qaeda terrorist will disintegrate into thin air..
6. I will grow taller!!at least a few more inches man…damn..me short..
7. I could be with the girl of my dreams..We haven’t talked with each other before so it’s kinda sad and pathetic..maybe there isn’t chemistry between us but anyhow,just to let you know,you will always have a special place in my heart.. =) …if it’s possible,I would really like to know how you feel about me…hmmm…gonna miss your presence as well..hope that you will take good care of yourself…
8. everyone will stay happy and healthy!!
Oh yeah..I wanted to wish Chia Ching,Sachin,Kah Hoh,Cyn Sheng,Winnie Har the childish one,Benjamin,Ramanan,Jun Biao, and Yuan Wen ,happy birthday and many many happy returns!!yeah..wanna say sorry to people like Yuan Wen who can stand my bullying,day in day out..haha!!sincere apologies to everyone I have hurt..
Before I end my post,I just want to wish all of my friends who are taking SPM this year,good luck in your trials and SPM…As a wise Jedi Knight once said,”Remember,the force will always be with you…”
Went to watch Rush Hour 3 at Arasu on Sunday with Jacob,Ang,Chin Wei ,Yvonne,Winnie and Yuki..I’ve always love Jackie Chan’s movies..Love the action,the humour and of course,the fighting scenes..I’m a fan of Shangai Noon,Shanghai Knights,Rush Hour 1 and 2 but sadly not 3..yeah..it’s a funny movie,but,I feel something is missing..but I can’t figure it out or maybe Rush Hour franchise has become a lame ??hmmm…
come on man..look at Chris Tucker!!He’s fatter now..damn..
this was during Rush Hour 2..look at Tucker,he looks way better in Rush Hour 2 than 3…man..Look at Jackie Chan,as though he didn’t age at all..hehe..maybe he went for facelifts and botox injections but none the less,he looks way better than Tucker..haih..I don’t know if anyone knows but my dad kinda looks like Jackie Chan..ahha..seriously..those who have seen my dad would probably agree with me..right??haha..I remembered once,an expat came to my dad’s clinic for a checkup and she said to her husband ,”Look!Look!It’s Jackie Chan!”..haha…
back to the movie..all in all..wasn’t a bad movie as it is filled with humour,foul language(loving it you A.W -hole does not begin with a W..ahha..if you have seen the movie,then you will understand you H -whore does not begin with a H) …Only the ending was weak!!come on man…the wanna-be-superspy cab driver shot the villain and that’s it..the movie ended with Jackie and Tucker dancing..haih!!but the fighting scenes are pretty cool;fighting scenes on the Eiffel Tower..wow..really cool!
oh yeah..watched just The Simpsons Movie in 2D..haha..really funny cartoon!!anyone who enjoys a good laugh,you MUST watch The Simpsons!hahaha…spiderpig!!harry pooper!haha..really nice movie..okie..I shouldn’t be blogging,trials in 13 days!!!damn..study study study!
Prefects’ Night 2007 was held at Crystal Hotel..Not a bad place really,just that the hall is kinda small but the food was way better than Orient Star’s la..and I actually mean the FRIED SOTONG…….yummy!haha..once the hotel staff refills the tray,in a blink of the eye ,all the sotong vanished..ahaha..thanks to Faez and me..We took everything except for the small bits and pieces la..hehe..got to admit,prefects’ night wasn’t that lame rather fun..haha..told Yiwen that the night’s going to be lame..hmmm…I stand corrected..
One thing that I wasn’t really happy about was the m.c,not Matt Yi Pork Han,but the other one..You know who I mean…She was rather annoying..haih..but never mind la..oh yeah..Sachin sat beside the big fat lump of lard, Mau-ge-ren..hahaha…Mau-ge-ren,is not really a dedicated teacher:he scolds me with his signature ‘COCONUT HEAD!’ ,’JACKASS’ and once,he said ‘you Fu(k3R’ to me..he misheard me talking to Chee who just missed to save the ball from entering the goal..I actually told Chee to wear his spectacles since he wasn’t wearing them..I really don’t know how he could have misheard me..He is not a jackass but The Jackass…whatever lah..lalala..back to prefects’ night.
NOTE:ALL PHOTOS WERE TAKEN BY MY N95..IT’S WHAT COMPUTERS HAVE BECOME!!!
Ah Leong!!haha..
K-Samy..
Clockwise:Me,Big Head,Stephanie,J-Cyn,Jee Yan, and the Malaysian,Chia Ching..
oh Chian Woon!! isn’t she chun??haha..
The one and only HARD ON KING and I,his master..haha..
Kelvin:Oh thank you,Hoe Siang,Mr Curly..
Hoe Siang:Welcome..
Eat you must..Be strong for Wei Jian you should..
oh Glenny!!
My lucky draw number..ok..not that lucky since I didn’t win anything..
trying to get a candid shot of Winnie,the childish girl..
Again..It was a difficult task..
argh..I was so close!
dang..She’s good at covering her face..haha
alright..finally!caught her off guard…
hahaha!!Winnie Ha-Ha-Ha..looking blurrr…hehe
The illegal immigrant from Siam and Winnie..haha..oh yeah..if you want this photo Sachin,tell me..I’ll send the full resolution pic..
Ang’gur’..Daryl’s G7 versus Ian’s N95..haha
Mr Glenn Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…hahaha
watcha doing Lancap King??heheh
the gurlzzz….man..Yiwen looks hawt but not as hawt during installation night la..hehe..right Sachin??
Winnie Harrrrrr and I..
A photo inspired by the opposite sex..haha…man..I feel gay..
haha..once again..a photo influenced by girls..haha..now,I really feel gay!haha
The party did not end then…The night was still young.. so..We went to City Kopitiam..yeah..nice place…Yi Han fetched the girls there,and I bet Wei Jian was pissed off..ahha..You guys know why..haha..The rest of us,the guys,went there by bike..
awwww…don’t be shy!!haha
NOTE:ALL PHOTOS WERE TAKEN BY MY N95..IT’S WHAT COMPUTERS HAVE BECOME!!
after that..my N95 ran out of battery!!so sad!!haih..ah well..what to do!haha..that’s was the night after we went to the funfair!Glenn,you have the BALLS OF SUPERMAN…You are a all rounder:excellent in studies,talented at hockey and most importantly,you are skilled in courting gals..haha..
the guys at City Kopitiam!!!haha..
Mr.Glenn Fooooooooooooooo and Miss Ong Jee Yan…The operators of the funfair was closing the fair for the night and Chian Woon asked Jee Yan to go back home but Glenn kindly requested for an extra of five minutes from her-wonder what they talked about??hmm..both of them looked exactly like couples:both of them walking around and were walking so close to each other..wow!!
NOTE:THE TWO PHOTOS ABOVE WAS TAKEN WITH ANG’GUR’ ‘ S CAMERA NOT WITH MY N95
4 days to my birthday!!and a step closer to getting my driving license..oh yeah..those who were borned in 1991,your time will come..ahha!and I mean you Winnie…………ahahahahahahahhahaah….
A post dedicated to my tennis hero,mentor,god,king…just wanted to wish him happy birthday and many many happy returns…I hope you will win the French next year..I know you will..and kick Nadal’s arse on the way..haha..
Federer as we all know,is said to be the best since the game was invented,but he is also a great person-I never met him but to see the way he carries himself on and off court ,I can say that he is one of those humble people,like Glenn that type la…He is a humanitarian as he has his own foundation called the Roger Federer Foundation,funding projects that benefit disadvantaged children, primarily in South Africa…He is also the Goodwill Ambassador to UNICEF..come on guys..he’s a damn great guy..did u know that he is also the first living Swiss to be pictured on a postage stamp!!!how cool is that??
that’s all ….once again happy birthday Federer! please win the Rogers Cup!!all the best!
