A reluctant visit to Sachin’s ‘Second Home’…

Sachin kindly invited Wei Jian,Chun Keat who has feline phobia ,Chin Wei and I to his ’second home’ …..No,we didn’t go to her house uninvited…Okay…to be honest,it was Sachin’s idea…What a jerk!!Barging into someone’s home…ridiculous..here are some photos taken by my,wait for it………………………..N95!!

Small girl: ahhhhh! JIE JIE!! JIE JIE!!! The perverted siamese boy with big ugly hands is back!! Make a run for it!!

Yes,she was standing on Wei Jian car…..haha! No,she wasn’t…she was trying to climb over the gate. for some particular reasons..

Sachin waiting arousal calmly for his ‘friend’…hehe….

Oh…there she is….shocked…

Sachin: Hi dear….Wah…You had your hair cut again??It looks even better now!You look so pretty…By the way,these are my better looking friends with car or/and motorcycle license….

‘Friend’: ohh……Come in la…

awww….cute slippers…..but where is Sachin??

Ooopss!! what happened?? Why did she move away?? Why is Sachin hugging a pillow??I guess Sachin was having a certain part of his body hardening…

Sachin:I’m hugging her pillow!!!So arousing…I’m Negaraku-ing btw…

Sachin: I see you dear….
He thinks a pillow can prevent her from catching him staring at her assests ??hehe

‘Friend’: …………………….
hehe…she covered up with her pillow..keke

I love hugging my Sachin pillow….She knew Sachin was a sexually addicted teenager with raging hormones so she knew what had to be done…cover up!

Sachin: Goodbye dear!! I shall be by your side soon….My friends are cool right?They are so much better looking than I…They also have a car/motorcycle license…They are so cool……..

‘Friend’ : go away…….
*Note-She is still covering……hehe!wonder why??Or maybe she just likes to hug that pillow…hehe

I really sorry……………………lack of creativity due to pressure of exam….

Daniel is in Sitiawan!!! boo hoo…..

Daniel….oh Daniel…..Let us see what I found in wiki…

Controversy

There were major disagreements surrounding Daniel’s victory as the Malaysian Idol as some viewers claimed that his looks (W.T.F?) brought him the victory. It was claimed that the majority of the votes sent via SMS were mostly by young girls and it was also speculated that some even voted more than once, which ultimately explains the amassed 1.2 million votes which led to his win. The music student from Universiti Sains Malaysia has displayed his talent in playing various musical instruments such as the violin, guitar and piano, but the truth is still debated today.

Lee has also been compared with Mawi, the winner of the third season of Akademi Fantasia, in terms of their huge successes and controversies looming.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Lee_Chee_Hun

is he really that handsome/cute??? *extremly confused*

unavoidable?? *puking* btw,that is his new album……It was for sale at RM32…

anyhow,I went for the concert out of obligation as a friend…Mr Big Head was alone at the concert ,so he needed company and he begged kindly asked me if I could accompany him..I,as an honourable,good-hearted,compassionate,loving,caring,responsible and etc. friend,attended the concert (thank god the ticket was only RM5!!) …

I was reluctant to go because SPM is like 18 days away…anyhow I went laa…As the saying goes,”A big headed friend in need,is a honourable,good-hearted,compassionate,loving,caring,responsible and etc. friend in deed.”….

Here are some pics taken by my,wait for it…….……..……………………………………………………………………….N95,yeah!!

Opening ceremony….Our beloved Minister of Science,Technology and Innovation was supposed to officiate the concert but he could not make it…I wonder why……………………..

I must say this…The attendance was above average…I was expecting like half the hall empty but yes,the hall was full…Big Head and I were sitting about 3/4 back in the hall…

dancers…..

Hip hoppers or break dancers….maybe both…I was pretty amazed by their skills…yes…amazed….In my sincere opinion,the dancers’ performance was slightly better than Daniel’s performance…..hehe…

wow….GLOW STICKS…. NOH LE , CI KOH !! (Two for a ringgit!!) – quoted from Winnie Har the Childish Daniel’s Kuli…hehehe….

I’m really sorry….zoomed to the max for this photo…sad sad sad…

Daniel giving away his posters……….I said this to Big Head while he was throwing his posters…”If I manage to catch the poster,I would throw it back at him!”…haha…Imagine his reaction…haha!

people rushing to get tat faggot’s Malaysian Idol Winner’s autograph…

Look at the queue…..wow!

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Presenting….Two of Daniel’s gayest greatest fans….

Mr Big Head and Khairil………………………….

awwww….Look at Khairil,so excited to meet his IDOL!!!

Finally………

Don’t be embarrassed BiG Head…Look at Khairil,a true fan of Daniel’s……haha….

WOW!!! an autographed album!!This will definitely be worth something someday and …maybe somewhere in another parallel dimension/universe…..

ARGH!!!!!Had a really funny candid shot of Winnie…but with her crab-like-pinch,she managed to delete her pic by taking my N95 off my hands….

Well,photo of the day….Miss Ong…

Gotcha!!

Okay…As I’ve matured(not much though),I have learnt to be more tolerant…But this faggot sitting in front of me was pushing me to the edge..Here are the childish/inconsiderate moronic things he did…First,he flashed his middle finger while I was snapping a pic and he knew I was taking photos..Next,he threw the a glow stick all the way to the stage…That’s not all,he even whistled using his fingers and it was damn annoying…The worse of all,he shouted ,”OI!! HOI!! CIBAI!! ” and again,flashed his middle finger…Man,and he is only 14 years old…Come on kid…wanna fight? I’ll knock your balls off your scrotum…

final pic before I left….Daniel’s Kuli-s helpers worked fast and efficiently…

After that,we went to McD………..Mr Big Head treated me to a drink and two pies….I’m seriously fumed with jealously seeing other people drive…damn…My Proton Saga coming back on the 11th of November…How convinient!!

hehehe….some edited pics…..

I think this is kinda harsh…..hmmm……it’s my guilty pleasure….haha!

Presenting………..Daniel Avoidable,Pirated CD+VCD now available at your nearest pasar malam!!!

This SHOULD be my FINAL post…….so,GOOD LUCK AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU………….SPM IN 17 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all the best!!!!

“Ai pia,chia eh ya!” , a wise and funny man once told this to me……

oh btw….Chin Wei is a straight guy, not like Khairil,he’s gay I supposed…haha…And Chin Wei,although his head is big , he is a loving and caring brother…He sacrifised his precious study time (I doubt he studies though) and went for the concert and bought that fag’s artist’s album so that he could get Gayniel’s Daniel’s autograph…………..He said it would be a surprise for his sis…aww…touching-nya…haha!

P.S : I’m really sorry if I’ve hurt anyone’s feelings through this post..especially,Daniel’s Fans and Kuli-s Helpers…

the pen…

remember the short story we read when we were in form 1?The Pencil?

the story in which two school boys fought over a pencil?well,it really happened to  two school boys in Bagan Serai but one of them was murdered…damn man…one of the boys killed the other boy over a PEN??

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/10/23/nation/19248040&sec=nation

Schoolboy dies in scuffle

Wei Kuan: A post mortem will be conducted on him today.

BAGAN SERAI: A scuffle between two students of SMK Bagan Serai, believed to be over a stolen pen, ended with one of them getting killed. 

Remove Class student Loh Wei Kuan, 13, was rushed to the Bagan Serai health clinic about 500m away from the school after the 12.35pm incident yesterday but was pronounced dead upon arrival. 

Kerian OCPD Supt Mat Fauzi Nayan said no external wounds were found on Wei Kuan except for a few bruises, adding that a post mortem would be conducted at the Parit Buntar Hospital today. 

He said the scuffle occurred at a corridor of a classroom block.

Come on man…siao wan…

ouch!! + random pics…

SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!!

oh well…I went to Azizi’s house today for makan plus keng kai with the guys…talked crap as usual…upon reaching there,i parked my bike beside Mr Ang Ang’s bike…Then,it happened..I said ,”ARGH!!” and there was this sizzling sound…so free tattoo for me!!

wow man…that gonna leave a mark for sure!!haha…looks like I am ‘branded’…haha! dang..it’s really painful…My new skin is now way fairer than Chian Woon’s Snow White skin..haha..

add maths……..love it?hate it?

Three Little Overgrown Pigs..munch away!!

Starring…Mr Big Head….

arhh….bad image editing……He is ‘on’ now..haha

alright..he’s ‘off’ now..

*Note-Sleeping with book on your face will NOT increase your knowledge in anyway but will help in shielding your eyes from bright light..

he’s really ‘off’ d…He’s sleeping with his beloved book..careful now,you don’t want to get paper-cut..hehe

while big head was ‘off’…he was ‘on’.. he was really excited about something…wonder what it was…hmmm…

A little tip…3 guys + 1 Laptop + Streamyx = ?????

Shyfool!! oh Shyfool!!

The picture above was taken by my N95’s secondary camera,so it was kinda blur..

really like this picture…taken around 7.50am…

zzzzzzzzzzzz!30 more days to SPM!!

the little padlock that could…

5th of October 2007 can be considered as one of my worst days in my life!really…Three fateful events happened today…Yes Ramanan…You were right..the worst day of my life…

It all started when I woke up in the morning at 6.45 o’clock..I did what most people did in the morning:brushed my teeth,took a quick shower,drank Milo,got my school bag and helmet and off I was to school..At school,I played b-ball with the guys,sweated profusely..Had a lot of fun thought..After that,I went back to class to..We were all chilling out,relaxing and cooling off…Mr Ling Ing Chong came in after out PE period and ‘challenged’ us to a couple of questions…Glenn was right on for the first question…It was like a piece a cake for him,I think..Well,he is Glenn after all…

Well,the first event was that my white pants right ass were ‘tattooed’ by a graffiti left on a table..Chia Ching and the Siam Kia got it too…My ass was wet because it was right after PE period and my wet ass made contact with the table..damn..Here is a couple of pictures of it…

You can see flowers on my arse…damn…Had to have ‘cover’ = walking in front of people within a distance of 10cm..hehe..

Here you go..another shot of my pants..hopefully the stain comes off…

After that…I was super dumb..haha..couldn’t differentiate glass and plastic!!what the heck…After punching the clock,the sound created was not a loud crack ,instead, the shattering sound of glass..damn..That is when I realised it was glass – not plastic!Btw,I was NOT  showing off k..Just thought since the clock was already spoiled,might as well destroyed it..Oh well…We learn from mistakes…My hand bleeded for a while…Nothing really serious actually..Wasn’t painful k!My hand trembled because of the sudden shock ..Here is a picture of my dumb dumb act…Just wanna say sorry to Siam Kia for stanning his own hands with iodine solution..Hehe…yellow is a great colour for you..And also,thanks to Mr Lembu,Justin for treating me,although I didn’t need treatment..I just wanted the bleeding to stop then everything would be alright…Anyhow,I thank you..

Time willl heal the wound…No problem…

hmmm…After recess,it was around 11.10 a.m , and I decided to go home so that I could keep my bag as I was going for a funeral later at noon..I rode home slowly but when I reached home,I was surprised and shocked as well as totally blurred to see my gate and glass door wide open….Didn’t know what was going on at all…I heard my grandma’s house’s alarm system ringing and my dog barking its head off..I was dumbfounded..I turned off the engine of my Lagenda and to my horror,I saw this…

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They cut through it like butter…Clean cut…man…

I couldn’t believe my eyes..seriously was super frightened..My heart skipped a beat then raced rapidly..I knew someone has broken into my home and I knew I was in grave danger if the bastards were still around..So I quickly ran to my grandma’s house for help…I have to say one thing,my auntie’s maid,Yati is a heck of a smart human..Thank you!!She immediately called my auntie who was at her office when she saw three Chinese (chinese?? screw them for being chinese…) in front of my main door busy prying the doors and my auntie asked her to engage the alarm..Upon hearing the alarm,the bastards left..So if I am not mistaken,I reached home moments before they left as the alarm was ringing when I got home..If I had arrived home earlier,I will be helpless and something bad might have had happened to me..wow…I later went to school to tell Glenny that I wasn’t going for the funeral then went to the police station…After that,I waited for like an hour or so at home…waiting for my dad and the police to come…Ang came shortly before my dad and the police came…

Diao…really need to buck up on home security…

The damage the bastards caused…

This was after the police came to process the crime scene..Couldn’t take any pictures of the original crime scene because my N95 was inside the house..A woman,three man and a young fella came..Out of those people , only two were in the CSI team..The duo were an old man and a young guy..The young guy did nothing at all..He was just walking around and chatting on his phone while the old man processed the crime scene..The way he did it has no resemblence at all to what we watch on tv,to be exact,the tv series,CSI..Do you know how he lifted the fingerprints??He use a 3″ wide scotch tape to lift prints…Your normal scotch tape!!No wonder our police force can’t solve that many crimes…oh yeah..The bastards left a big ass screwdriver when they heard my grandma’s house alarm system rang..It was like 35 cm long…Ang saw it when he came to my house…can’t believe it..walau..

close up shot…

out of shape…scary huh?

Another shot of it…they were really determined and forceful…walao..SCREW THEM!

Never install glass doors when you own a home…It just too fragile…They look nice but are not secure at all…

regarding to title of this post…the little padlock that could…This was the only thing preventing the bastards from entering my home…If they had enterred,my home will be upside down…My N95 would have been stolen..many other valuables would have been too…

My theory of the attempeted burglary is that the one of the three bastards climbed over the fence and cut the latch open which allowed the two other men to enter through the gate..Then,they pryed open the glass door and almost made their way through the iron grill…The little padlock that could……………..Thank god my little dog was at the back,otherwise they could have broken in from the back…The back doors were only an alumunium grill and sadly,another glass door….walau weh!!

So,people….Be really careful!! They tried entering my home in the broad daylight at around 11 am…come on!! 11 am…can’t believe it…….they were really desperate….

I was super paranoid for a few hours..I still am now…Every sound I heard,I will check it out…Every black proton car that passes my house scared me when I was waiting for my dad to come home…diu…

I think I can’t sleep tonight……..They were like 95% in my house…only a small padlock prevented them from coming in…phew…I hope that the three bastards do not come back to finish the job…Let them die in a car crash or something so that they will rot in hell…bastards…

Words Women Use and Their Meanings…

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine”

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over “Nothing”

THAT’S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

Oh, and before we forget …

“Whatever”

…it’s a woman’s way of saying *!#@ YOU!